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SATIRE: PUBLIC NOTICE: All women are required to report to Mike Pence to receive their standard-issue handmaid outfits by 5:00 PM EST today. Any woman who is not in line by 5:00 PM EST will be rounded up by Pence's Soldiers of the Patriarchy and transported to one of the country's 38 Handmaid Reeducation Hovels via cattle car. Read More.

Some liberals are blaming the late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg after the court overturned the landmark Roe v. Wade case that federally protected a woman’s right to an abortion on Friday. Read More.

“The hell with the Supreme Court. We will defy them. Women will be in control of their bodies. And if they think black women are intimidated or afraid, they got another thought coming,” Waters stated. “We are going to make sure we fight for the right to control our own bodies.” Read More.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) demanded Sunday that Supreme Court justices pay "consequences" for participating in a "hostile takeover" of American democracy. Read More.

Boebert Escort Claims So Ridiculous the Daily Beast Won’t Touch It. The accusations, despite clearly sounding as if they were fake from the onset, went viral, spread by dubious left-wing Twitter users. Read More.

The White House has reportedly been considering sending ‘rebate cards’ to Americans struggling due to the high cost of gas, but chip shortages under the Biden administration have made doing so nearly impossible. Read More.

When President Joe Biden says something isn’t inevitable, it is time to count on it as a dead-lock guarantee. Read More.

ABC should stop reporting fiction as though it were news - Reports Urban Legend as News Read More.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is back in quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19 for the second time this year – and insisting it would be worse if he was not vaccinated and boosted. Read More.

President Joe Biden made another one of his infamous gaffes on Monday as he referred to a Japanese-American civil rights activist as “Karen Nagasaki” when her actual last name is “Narasaki.” Read More.

Can we just take a minute to touch base on this photo of Amber Heard and Kamalah Harris that has been popping up on social media after the defamation verdict in the case brought by Johnny Depp? Read More.

Matthew McConaughey, who delivered a passionate plea for new gun control legislation in an address at the White House briefing room on Tuesday, has used 19 guns in 11 movies over 25 years, according to the Internet Movie Firearms Database. Read More.

A newly surfaced video purportedly shows President Biden’s son, Hunter, naked and waving around a handgun while playing around with a prostitute. Read More.

"The president has expressed exasperation that his poll numbers have sunk below those of Donald Trump, whom Biden routinely refers to in private as “the worst president” in history and an existential threat to the nation’s democracy." Read More.

Jill Biden says she and President Joe Biden argue via text message. The couple call it "fexting," but have no idea what the slang word REALL means. 😂 Read More.