LOL..I’m just kidding. He appeared on Monday in Boston, MA, and he was his same dazed and confused self. Apparently, his team of handlers didn’t quite get the drug cocktail mixed up right, because there were brain freezes, untruths, and unintelligible moments.
At one point, the president attempted to put his angry eyes on, taking the Lord’s name in vain, something he does often as a “devout” Catholic. In the process, he forgot what country he leads.
As a purveyor of NFL football, I’m pretty sure that “Kamara” is a running back for the New Orleans Saints. What he’s not is a replacement for “America.” Biden even screwed up the “of” in his statement because why not? If he’s going to do the senile thing, he might as well go all the way.
BIDEN: "This is the United States (unintelligible), for God's sake!" pic.twitter.com/O3doN8Vy8J— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 12, 2022
That leads me to this brain freeze.
I’ll admit, he’s getting better at his transitions when he suffers these mind-melts. You’d think the President of the United States would have that line of the Declaration of Independence memorized, or at the very least, that he wouldn’t try to recite it if he doesn’t. But Biden appears to completely forget it, stopping in the middle of a word before jumping to his next canned line. You know, totally normal stuff for a supposedly mentally competent president.
Biden: "We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men and women are created equal, endowed by their creator with certain unalienab--*brain freeze*" pic.twitter.com/fWLlxxj7Gy— Greg Price (@greg_price11) September 12, 2022