Honorary black Puerto Rican Joe Biden’s amazing youth just got even more incredible (literally)

After eight decades on this planet, Joe Biden’s amassed quite a few stories about his life. Sorry, “amassed” isn’t quite the right word. “Fabricated” is the one we’re looking for. Joe Biden has fabricated quite a few stories about his life.

He’s gotten quite good at it, too. Not in the sense that his stories are believable — because they’re not — but rather in the sense that fabricating details of his life just comes so naturally to him. His proverbial pants are perpetually on fire.

And evidently he enjoys the scorching heat, because he just keeps doing it, like he did here when he met with Polish President Andrzej Duda:
 

Biden:

"I was born in a coal town of Scranton ... When coal died, we moved to a town called Claymont, which was a working class town, everybody in town was either Polish or Italian. I grew up feeling self-conscious my name didn’t end in an S-K-I or O"pic.twitter.com/4tyF5g7ZRs

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) February 21, 2023

“All kidding aside.”
 

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— John Nero (@realjohnnynero) February 21, 2023

WTF

— Chicagoland man (@insanechicago1) February 21, 2023

Our thoughts exactly.
 

wait, I thought he said he grew up around Puerto Ricans and went to black churches https://t.co/y2QJN2bVrP

— Dr. Richard Harambe (@Richard_Harambe) February 21, 2023

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