We think there were probably a fair number of libs who thought this meant Twitter was about to, once again, become an Elon-free platform. Sorry, folks, he still owns the company. He’ll pick his replacement and they will not likely be anything at all like the people who ran Twitter 1.0.
You’re still going to be miserable, libs. It’s sort of your thing.
Every leftwing narcissist on the face of the planet crawled out of their burrows to volunteer themselves for the job. Of course.I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 21, 2022
They don’t understand how this is going to work. He still owns the company.
Here are some of the more humorous suggestions.
We all know you’re going to pick me - it’s the only real choice.
— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) December 21, 2022
Seems to be the obvious pick, right?
Catturd™, king of the Twitter litter box! We like it.
Many people are saying I should be the CEO
— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) December 21, 2022
LOL, clearly.
— Tom Anderson (@myspacetom) December 21, 2022
Great choice. What could possibly go wrong?
We almost forgot to laugh at this suggestion because we were so busy notupdating our myspace pages.
Tom is also a funny suggestion because the world has changed drastically since myspace had its run. People loved the thought of setting up their page and telling you anything about themselves. The folks who were more likely to want to censor them at the time were largely on the Right.
My, how things have changed. Leftists have become the champions of censorship.
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