Chef AOC’s warning about gas stoves gets whipped up into the ‘best self-own ever’

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  • Source: Twitchy
  • 01/11/2023

By now, you’ve probably heard about the Biden administration mulling a ban on gas stoves. You know, because regular Americans shouldn’t be allowed to have nice things like cooking appliances that allow for more even cooking and more effective cooking and more efficient cooking and just an all-around better cooking experience.

And if regular Americans are allowed to have gas stoves, they’ll get stupider. Bet you didn’t know that, did you? Probably because you’ve been spending too much time around that gas stove and have suffered reduced cognitive performance as a result.

Here, let AOC explain it to you:

Although if you have done a lot of cooking on a gas stove, you may need to have someone else read it to you because of your own reduced cognitive performance.
Well, thank goodness we’ve got someone like AOC in Congress. Her high cognitive performance is a precious asset. She will protect us from ourselves. *Record scratch*

Wait, what? AOC using a gas stove? She would never! Not at the risk of decreased cognitive performance!

Except of course she would:
Hey, how’d that gas stove get in there??? We’re so confused! Somebody, anybody … make it make sense, dammit! Read Full Article Here



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